Presidential Speech
Sam Dorstey
Good Morning class
I stand here today in front of you, by myself, and I’m a little scared because these other candidates are pretty good!
Is it hot in here? It feels a little hot in here. I guess it’s just me
All jokes aside
I'm the best candidate out of all these bums
See i'm a lion, and as a lion, i don't got time to rest
I plan on being president, so technically i'm gonna be the king, like man main man mufasa
And a lion doesn't lose sleep over the opinions of a sheep
And this is the slogan I will use throughout the rest of my candidacy
I'm a people person
I talk to the band kids, i talk to the football kids, i talk to the shawties, and i talk to the weird kids
I even talk to mr mcconnell
I have dream, can I get an amen
That one day we can all smoke weed and drink like we are party animals
Cause In this party
We are dedicated to making sure everyone’s need are met
Not only us teens
Teacher, old people, kids, all of America can I get another amen
Now listen here brothers and sisters
Here in the after party we are one family
America is our kingdom
I believe we all deserve freedom, rights, happiness, and a good time
I completely agree and support the 2nd amendment, let’s make America safer by doing a couple background checks to keep everyone safe.
I like weed you like` weed so let’s just legalize it already
I’m tired of cops crashing the party and taking me to jail for the possession of weed
And I know how expensive college is so instead of raising the taxes on rich people let’s keep the taxes the same, but instead use that tax money to help play for kids college
I believe we should continue to invest money into our military to keep all of America Safe and sound. So our kids can sleep safe and sound at night.
You know what I see, I see hands across America, do you know what that is?
Hands Across America was a public event where approximately 5 to 6.5 million people held hands for fifteen minutes to attempt to form a continuous human chain across the United States. I see all of us being united together to form a more perfect union
I know we can do it now is the time to take a stand and unite as one.
You see growing up I didn't have a mom, but I know if she was still alive, she’d be right next to me cheering me on.
2 Timothy 4:7-8 says I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race and I have kept the faith, now there is a crown waiting for me.
Help me fight the good faith, Help me finish the race, so America can put on its crown.
I know if we all work together we can do it
Sam Dorstey
Good Morning class
I stand here today in front of you, by myself, and I’m a little scared because these other candidates are pretty good!
Is it hot in here? It feels a little hot in here. I guess it’s just me
All jokes aside
I'm the best candidate out of all these bums
See i'm a lion, and as a lion, i don't got time to rest
I plan on being president, so technically i'm gonna be the king, like man main man mufasa
And a lion doesn't lose sleep over the opinions of a sheep
And this is the slogan I will use throughout the rest of my candidacy
I'm a people person
I talk to the band kids, i talk to the football kids, i talk to the shawties, and i talk to the weird kids
I even talk to mr mcconnell
I have dream, can I get an amen
That one day we can all smoke weed and drink like we are party animals
Cause In this party
We are dedicated to making sure everyone’s need are met
Not only us teens
Teacher, old people, kids, all of America can I get another amen
Now listen here brothers and sisters
Here in the after party we are one family
America is our kingdom
I believe we all deserve freedom, rights, happiness, and a good time
I completely agree and support the 2nd amendment, let’s make America safer by doing a couple background checks to keep everyone safe.
I like weed you like` weed so let’s just legalize it already
I’m tired of cops crashing the party and taking me to jail for the possession of weed
And I know how expensive college is so instead of raising the taxes on rich people let’s keep the taxes the same, but instead use that tax money to help play for kids college
I believe we should continue to invest money into our military to keep all of America Safe and sound. So our kids can sleep safe and sound at night.
You know what I see, I see hands across America, do you know what that is?
Hands Across America was a public event where approximately 5 to 6.5 million people held hands for fifteen minutes to attempt to form a continuous human chain across the United States. I see all of us being united together to form a more perfect union
I know we can do it now is the time to take a stand and unite as one.
You see growing up I didn't have a mom, but I know if she was still alive, she’d be right next to me cheering me on.
2 Timothy 4:7-8 says I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race and I have kept the faith, now there is a crown waiting for me.
Help me fight the good faith, Help me finish the race, so America can put on its crown.
I know if we all work together we can do it